Merry Ho Ho’s.

Here we are again.  Christmas.  For me it is a bittersweet day spent contemplating what the next year might bring.  Those of you who know me will already know that I don’t have any people to spend it with so if you find yourself feeling a bit lonely and would like some intimacy … I will be here.

For those who have yet to make their way to me : Please, do not send a text with “Hlo.  Price?” Clearly if that is your level of communication then I am not the woman for you and you are most definitely not the man for me.  My phone spends the majority of its life on silent so calling me at 4am asking if I want a fuck is a sure sign you are mentally unwell, drunk or stoned – just – no.  Nope.

I plan on getting some long overdue writing completed over the next week.  Writing is my one true love, I have had little energy for this past month or so.  I have a rule when it comes to writing.  I am not allowed to edit – I am sure you have realised that by now.  haha.  I need inspiration.

Anyway.  Have a fantastic break.  I will be taking bookings in between bathing in the sun.  xx