Entries by Allessandra Browne

The Phone Sex Experience

I remember many many moons ago calling a phone sex line – it was English and a recording that is how lame it was. I really love phone sex.  It is a bit of a kink of mine truth be told.  I mean, what on earth could be sexier than talking dirty with a stranger […]

The Porn Star Experience

I had a man recently book the GFE but before he hung up asked if this also included a golden shower.  I asked him if that was something his girlfriend did for him.  It wasn’t.  It isn’t.  Anything you wouldn’t ask your girlfriend to do most likely fits into The Pornstar Experience. I am not […]

The Girlfriend Experience

The Girlfriend Experience really does feel like a bit of an oxymoron to me, because, let’s face it – if your girlfriend was giving you the experience you would hardly be looking for me. If it were up to me it would be called The VIP Experience.  That is what I like to offer anyway.  […]

Halt.

I had an enquiry recently by a lovely man who beguiled me with his first email.  The second email wasn’t as pleasant when it felt like he was questioning my sexual health and whether or not I have security cameras.  It irritates me when men don’t know how to convey their questions in a manner […]

Us.

I often tell guests that I will not fake anything during our time together and I mean that.  I think it is so important that I be truthful regarding sexual energy.  I will even take a mans face in my hands and tell him that he must wait for me to teach him how to […]

Her.

I will do my best to convey my thoughts on the subject of female sexuality but please remember that I really know nothing much at all other than what I have experienced.  I understand my perspective may be a little different to other women.  I am going to talk about it anyway.  It is important. […]

Him.

Let’s start with the idea that I only have an understanding of this subject from my years in the sex industry so it is from my personal viewpoint and experience.  This comes from a heartfelt desire to help my fellow humans develop a deep sexual connection. I don’t know if I have touched on this […]

Please. Me.

And here it is. The promise. You will be touching your cock soon enough when you realise it is you I am speaking to. I will be right there with you watching your hand under the covers reaching for your beautiful cock. This same cock that has been in my mouth a hundred times. I […]

Me. Kinda.

My hair isn’t actually pink – it is just a thing I am trying out.  The best invention for this photography stuff is the $18 selfie stick I bought from Kmart the other day – you can see it in my hand in this photo.  Brilliant. Self conscious doesn’t begin to describe my relationship with […]

Self Image.

I have spent days learning all about photography and editing.  I am so sick to death of looking at myself especially because I am feeling less than impressed with myself. I had photos taken by a photographer but we didn’t have the same vision.  I wanted erotic, not hardcore.  I honestly do not have the […]