Hlo | Price | Address

This holiday season has started with a hiss and a roar and I have decided it is probably best not to meet many new guests if the last week is anything to go by.

It’s hilarious to me that some of the men think I am sitting up waiting for them to contact me at 3am, you know, just sitting around with my fishnets and heels on … just waiting for you to come and fuck me.  I mean, c’mon man …

I have zero intention of meeting anyone who has not arranged a suitable day/time to share an experience with me.  The complete lack of respect thinking that I am going to jump that dick because they have money.  Nup.

How about you introduce yourself? Let me know a name along with your age.  And please, please don’t be upset when I let you know that I will not see anyone under 45 – I just prefer my men to be fully cooked.  I imagine it takes a good 45 years for us all to have learned a few manners along the way.  Right?

Ideally, you will devour my website before contacting me.  You will think carefully about the day and time you would like to visit and together we will communicate and agree that we are compatible.  I am most assuredly not everyone’s cup of tea.  🙂

I would like the opportunity to prepare for you.  I only see one guest a day so it makes sense if I can just focus my sexual energy on your needs prior to your arrival.  I am certainly not intense but I am always curious … what makes you tick?

See? If you are looking for a quick fuck and you don’t even care to look into my eyes … I am probably not the right fit for you.  My ideal guest is probably over 50 with a great sense of self – looking for … more.  I am more.  xx