Who are you?

If I had a dollar for every guy who has contacted me with a simple “Hi” and nothing else I would be a gazillionaire.  I already know from that message that he is not my kind of client.  I politely request a name and age before I let them know that I prefer men over the age of 45.  I tend to cop a little abuse when they understand that I do not want to see them.

There are so many sex workers out there that are far more suitable for these younger men.  Women that are far more attractive and just waiting to be contacted.  I have always preferred older men simply because they are mature, they have had experiences and their understanding of what they truely want to experience becomes a little more clear.

My favourite guests are genuinely interested in making a connection no matter how brief.  Obviously, I would not be in this profession if I weren’t financially rewarded, however, like you, I am also wanting to connect on an intimate level.

I block 70% of those who contact me simply because they do not fit the bill.  The men who think nothing of calling me at 3am with “Send address” are clearly not my guys.  The men who talk about wanting “two shots” really do not understand what I have to offer.  Who gives an actual shit if you come twice? How does that mean anything? It just doesn’t.

Recently I had to turn away a man with the biggest cock I have ever seen.  I was so grateful that he did mention if first so I had an opportunity to decide whether that was something I wanted to experience.  I thought it would be too painful so I declined.  Having a big dick is not the be all and end all of anything.

Want to impress me? Be manicured.  Your nose hairs especially.  Please.  Nothing is more off-putting than a man whose nose hairs touch my face before his lips.  Thank you. xx